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The Hairy Times is home to some of the most distinctive voices in political commentary — sharp, funny, occasionally infuriating, and always honest.
Harry Tukis
Covers politics the way a surgeon covers a wound — carefully, and with a very sharp instrument.
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He comes from the legendary Balz sports family — a name that echoes through locker rooms and sports bars alike.
Hope Sinourheart
Believes in America the way your best friend believes in you. Even now.
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Writes from somewhere in the Andys Mountains. Nobody has met him in person. Yet.
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GANDHIREW
Somewhere in the mountains.
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